Meal Prepped Chicken & More

🤩 Celebrity Guest Post by A.M.!🤩 I hope you’ll enjoy their wonderful wisdom they were so kind to impart upon us all. 🗣️ Minimal Intro Chicken, sweet potatoes, veggies, and beans. This one takes a lot longer, but that’s because it’s meant to be done in a huge batch, then frozen. It makes at least 6 meals if you’re like 7 feet tall and probably a lot more (like, 12+) if you’re a regular mortal human. I tend to make this as well as the same thing but with shrimp instead of chicken and creamer potatoes instead of sweet potatoes, and that one 4 hour session of meal-prepping then lasts me most of the meals for an entire month. ...

January 4, 2026 · 4 min · 743 words · The Lazy Fuck

Poached Egg Noodles

🤩 Celebrity Guest Post by A.M.!🤩 I hope you’ll enjoy their wonderful wisdom they were so kind to impart upon us all. 🗣️ Minimal Intro Sort of Asian-tasting (ie soy sauce) rice noodles with poached eggs. Gluten-free Dairy-free ⏲️ Time to First Bite (15 mins) ~5 minutes to boil water ~5 minutes of cooking the noodles and eggs ~5 minutes of misc 🍳 Dishes Needed (3) 1 pot 1 strainer 1 Bowl And a fork to shove it all in your face 🍠 Ingredients (3) 🍜 Rice noodles (I use the Costco Lotus Foods rice ramen) 🥚 4ish eggs Soy sauce (I use the giant tub of soy sauce from amazon) Seasonings: Garlic powder Onion powder Ground cayenne pepper Dill weed (optional) 🥦 side of veggies so you get some fiber 🍲 Recipe Fill a medium-small pot halfway with water and boil it While you’re waiting for the water to boil, crack 1-5 eggs (I usually do 4) into the bowl you’re going to eat from. Once boiling, throw in the rice noodles. Let ’em cook for 2ish minutes Carefully dump the eggs into the pot. Let the eggs cook for another 2ish minutes. They’re done once you can move a fork around the water and the eggs have the whites cooked and it looks like the insides are just a little less cooked than you’d like Dump everything into a strainer in the sink Rinse out your bowl of the egg goo, then dump everything from the strainer into your bowl Make sure the eggs are slightly buried in the noodles. The heat will continue to cook the eggs Throw on some soy sauce and the four seasonings in whatever proportion you want If you want some veggies on the side, grab a bag of frozen veggies from Costco and heat some up in a bowl for 5 minutes. ...

January 4, 2026 · 2 min · 310 words · The Lazy Fuck